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Lyrics to DANNY BOY
Danny Boy (Londonderry Air)


Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

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LEGAL NOTICE:  THE SATIRE CONTAINED ON watchnetwork.org is FICTIONAL, COMEDY SATIRE ONLY.  ALL SATIRE ON watchnetwork.org is just that, SILLY COMEDY SATIRE only, and should not be construed as serious, literal, statements of fact.  No specific Homeowners Association is being described in any of the satirical comedy as found in any area of watchnetwork.org. Any references to HOA's is intended to refer to HOA's in general, and NOT to any specific HOA.  Please do make such inferences, or let any such imaginings enter your head;  just enjoy the comedy!  Any similarity to any person, whether living or deceased,  is not intended and is purely coincidental.

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"HOA BOYE"
Satirical Song
SUNG TO THE TUNE "DANNY BOY"

(This poem is dedicated to people, that can be found across America, 
who may currently be holding questionable HOA's accountable.)

HOA Boye, lawyers, lawyers are calling
From house to house, along the U.S. lanes,
They see the feare, the feare in Decent Neighbors' Eyes,
And wipe a tear, a tear from sweat-soaked Browes

For HOA is not, a true and le-gal lien in town,
And lawyer-boye, says it really is not righte,
Will HOA, re-a-lly still claim your house and  mine,
When it's not paide, when it's not paide, the market price?

HOA Boye, stop saying you have rights to take,
The home sweet home, that you have not so earned,
Have not you heard, the ole, true law of e-qui-ty,
Are you so Blinde, are you so deafe, what's your excuse?

HOA Boye,  lawyers, lawyers are calling
From house to house, down thee ole' country lanes,
They see the fear, the feare in neigh-bor's tired eyes,
And wipe a teare, from Owner's sweat-soaked browe

For the Board's gaul, it may be ne-ver end-ing
And they don't have, any CC and R's
How can they claim, a all-Su-preme authority,
When there's no law, when there's no doc, to back it up?

HOA Boye , the cops, the cops are calling
To ex-a-mine, the pro-per-tee lines,
You may have stepped, 'oer, 'oer too many times,
And just ignored, the law and posted signs

And can you see, are Feds 'n' Sheriff's watchin' you?
Let's not mistake you for a wiley wolfe,
Lets keep the peace, and have a happy, blessed Life
And see the Lawe, let's keep the Lawe, before too late

Oh HOA, the Judge the Judge is callin'
You to the bench, to fine-lee right the wrongs,
Take your 'docs, and show him the Nice Policy,
Which you may lose, and you could lose, if so careless

Ole Barratry, and Fri-vo-lous Pros-e-cu-tion
Malicious Suit, it is a big NO NO,
Vex-a-tious Cause, oh gosh the High and Courtly Costs,
They'll never-end, they'll never-end, and rightly so

HOA Boye,  fixate your eyes on your own House,
Love your Wife, and no other one at all,
Keep your hands, out of your Neighbor's Cookie-Jar,
For you may lose, oh you may lose, if s/he's Mad

Oh SLAPP lawsuits, they are a total waste of Thyme
And gag orders, theye hardly worke at all,
In-tim-i-dation just makes them ver-ee mad at you
And furies come, and furies go, red, white, and blue

HOA GGGGirle, don't try to hide behind your Man,
Are you re-spon-si-ble before the Lawe?
Talk to A-gents, are you real-ly so co-vered There,
And will they mind, if Suits still plague, you in the End?

How does one ende, a never-ending Harassment?
How does one stop, a clever Money-Pit?
Does RI-CO, ring a love-ly, charm-ing Belle for you?
And Feds still wait, Bobby's still wait, to talke it 'oer

HOA Boye,  fixate your eyes on your Owne House,
Love your wife, and no Two Wives at all,
Keepe your hands, out of your Neighbor's Cookie-Jar,
For you may lose, oh you may lose, since he is Mad

HOA GGGGirl,  ole' re-port-er's callin'
From house to house, along the Country Lane,
They want to know, the facts, the facts as theye so are,
Not just your Viewe, not just your Viewes, but everyone's

HOA Boye,  do you not read the fine ole Elegant Printe,
That does make up, these Lawes of our U.S.?
We do not Wante, your new Light -Posts and Beau-tee Barke,
Non-con-sen-su-al, un-en-for-ce-a-ble,  Go Awaye

HOA Boye,  the Newspaper is callin'
It wants to know, what this is all Aboute,
So does T.V., for it's so ver-ee Cur-i-ous,
For scandal sells, it sure does sell, read all a-bout,

Let's not dir-tee, the re-pu-ta-tion of our Blocke,
Let us not soil, our bless-ed Neigh-bor-hoode,
For they are Hounds, News Hounds, they are so hu-un-grye,
They want to know, they want to know, they'll find it oute.

HOA Boy,  the mortgage man is callin'
Wantin' to knowe, why you still claim it all,
There's deed o' truste, Owner's still own the War-ranty,
You do not owne, you did not paye, so Go Awaye.


You do not owne, you did not paye, Dissolve Awaye.

You - do - not - owne, you - did - not - paye, 
Dissolve Awaye.

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POETIC DISCLAIMER:  WE ARE  NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MISPELLINGS: 

TO: HOA Lords and Ladies (Across America) and  Common WORKING Folke:   Please excuse any modern misspellings;  this is an Anglo-Irish poem and such misspellings were intentional to give it an Englishe flare and Elegance, whilst keeping the quaint Irish down-to-earth  sound.  Any similarities, in the above fictional poem, to actual persons is purely coincidental. DO ENJOY!

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MISCELLANEOUS 
KITSAP COUNTY LINKS

Kitsap County History

BEWARE OF POWERS OF evil  PERSUASION........
FROM THE OLALLA HISTORY ANNALS, 
A Story of Murder and Malice in the Woods of Kitsap County
Gregg Olsen's  Book
Starvation Heights
http://www.starvationheights.com/

THE LOG CABIN MUSEUM

LIST OF OTHER MUSEUMS IN KITSAP COUNTY

WATCHNETWORK.ORG
LEGAL LINKS

THE FAIR DEBT COLLECTIONS PRACTICES ACT

FAIR CREDIT REPORTING ACT

Chapter 60.70 RCW: 
Limitations on nonconsensual common law liens

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SECRETARY OF STATE'S OFFICE
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of current Board members, dissolution, etc.

KITSAP COUNTY LAW LIBRARY

WASHINGTON STATE LAW LIBRARY

REVISED CODE OF WASHINGTON by TITLE

WASHINGTON STATE LEGISLATURE

LAW AND AGENCY RULES, WASHINGTON STATE
Revised Code of Washington, Washington Administrative Codes, Etc.