Lyrics to DANNY BOY
Danny Boy (Londonderry Air)
Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.
And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.
And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.
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who may currently be holding questionable HOA's accountable.)
HOA Boye, lawyers, lawyers are calling
From house to house, along the U.S. lanes,
They see the feare, the feare in Decent Neighbors' Eyes,
And wipe a tear, a tear from sweat-soaked Browes
For HOA is not, a true and le-gal lien in town,
And lawyer-boye, says it really is not righte,
Will HOA, re-a-lly still claim your house and mine,
When it's not paide, when it's not paide, the market price?
HOA Boye, stop saying you have rights to take,
The home sweet home, that you have not so earned,
Have not you heard, the ole, true law of e-qui-ty,
Are you so Blinde, are you so deafe, what's your excuse?
HOA Boye, lawyers, lawyers are calling
From house to house, down thee ole' country lanes,
They see the fear, the feare in neigh-bor's tired eyes,
And wipe a teare, from Owner's sweat-soaked browe
For the Board's gaul, it may be ne-ver end-ing
And they don't have, any CC and R's
How can they claim, a all-Su-preme authority,
When there's no law, when there's no doc, to back it up?
HOA Boye , the cops, the cops are calling
To ex-a-mine, the pro-per-tee lines,
You may have stepped, 'oer, 'oer too many times,
And just ignored, the law and posted signs
And can you see, are Feds 'n' Sheriff's watchin' you?
Let's not mistake you for a wiley wolfe,
Lets keep the peace, and have a happy, blessed Life
And see the Lawe, let's keep the Lawe, before too late
Oh HOA, the Judge the Judge is callin'
You to the bench, to fine-lee right the wrongs,
Take your 'docs, and show him the Nice Policy,
Which you may lose, and you could lose, if so careless
Ole Barratry, and Fri-vo-lous Pros-e-cu-tion
Malicious Suit, it is a big NO NO,
Vex-a-tious Cause, oh gosh the High and Courtly Costs,
They'll never-end, they'll never-end, and rightly so
HOA Boye, fixate your eyes on your own
Love your Wife, and no other one at all,
Keep your hands, out of your Neighbor's Cookie-Jar,
For you may lose, oh you may lose, if s/he's Mad
Oh SLAPP lawsuits, they are a total waste of Thyme
And gag orders, theye hardly worke at all,
In-tim-i-dation just makes them ver-ee mad at you
And furies come, and furies go, red, white, and blue
HOA GGGGirle, don't try to hide behind your
Are you re-spon-si-ble before the Lawe?
Talk to A-gents, are you real-ly so co-vered There,
And will they mind, if Suits still plague, you in the End?
How does one ende, a never-ending Harassment?
How does one stop, a clever Money-Pit?
Does RI-CO, ring a love-ly, charm-ing Belle for you?
And Feds still wait, Bobby's still wait, to talke it 'oer
HOA Boye, fixate your eyes on your
Love your wife, and no Two Wives at all,
Keepe your hands, out of your Neighbor's Cookie-Jar,
For you may lose, oh you may lose, since he is Mad
HOA GGGGirl, ole' re-port-er's callin'
From house to house, along the Country Lane,
They want to know, the facts, the facts as theye so are,
Not just your Viewe, not just your Viewes, but everyone's
HOA Boye, do you not read the fine ole
That does make up, these Lawes of our U.S.?
We do not Wante, your new Light -Posts and Beau-tee Barke,
Non-con-sen-su-al, un-en-for-ce-a-ble, Go Awaye
HOA Boye, the Newspaper is callin'
It wants to know, what this is all Aboute,
So does T.V., for it's so ver-ee Cur-i-ous,
For scandal sells, it sure does sell, read all a-bout,
Let's not dir-tee, the re-pu-ta-tion of our Blocke,
Let us not soil, our bless-ed Neigh-bor-hoode,
For they are Hounds, News Hounds, they are so hu-un-grye,
They want to know, they want to know, they'll find it oute.
HOA Boy, the mortgage man is callin'
Wantin' to knowe, why you still claim it all,
There's deed o' truste, Owner's still own the War-ranty,
You do not owne, you did not paye, so Go Awaye.
You do not owne, you did not paye, Dissolve Awaye.
You - do - not - owne, you - did - not - paye,
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RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MISPELLINGS:
TO: HOA Lords and Ladies (Across America) and Common WORKING Folke: Please excuse any
modern misspellings; this is an Anglo-Irish poem and such
misspellings were intentional to give it an Englishe flare and Elegance, whilst
keeping the quaint Irish down-to-earth sound. Any
similarities, in the above fictional poem, to actual persons is purely
coincidental. DO ENJOY!
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serious, literal, statements of fact. No specific Homeowners
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in any area of watchnetwork.org. Any references to HOA's is intended to
refer to HOA's in general, and NOT to any specific HOA. Please do
make such inferences, or let any such imaginings enter your head;
just enjoy the comedy! Any similarity to any person, whether
living or deceased, is not intended and is purely coincidental.
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